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| A case of toilet paper | |
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| A spirograph | |
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| An mp3 player with 70's hits (Solar charger included) | |
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| A cat named "Rocco" | |
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| A case of toilet paper | |
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| A cat named "Rocco" | |
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If I had more buttons (*hint*) I would have added
5) One magazine, your choice
6) 1000-piece puzzle of a tropical island
How about a boat? That's what I'd want. A great big boat with a great big engine and a great big fuel tank full of high-octane gas.
Nope. No boats, 'Nilly. We've got to stick to da list. But I'm reasonable: How 'bout a model boat kit (with glue) for half a case of TP?
No. I don't like direct sunlight - it makes me widdle white skin all burny. I want the boat, engine, full tank and high octane fuel or I HAIN'T coming! (hurumph)
*sigh* Let me see what I can do...
YEA! FRANK you!!!!
SShhh!!! [whisper on] Keep it quiet! I can do this for everyone! [whisper off]
There is no way I am going without TP. Also, why would the cat have to be named Rocco? If it's only you and the cat. Cats don't come to their name anyway.
Mike, this cat is named "Rocco".
If you don't like the name you can give it a new one after you sign for it.
Cat, hands down.
You must not abuse the cat.
Abuse in what way...I mean I could be on that island for a very long time. :)
Mike, if it's going to be like *that* we may not give you this cat. Rocco happens to be straight. But I've got the cat people on the phone right now. We'll see what we can do.
No can do, Mike. We had a boy and girl cat lined up for you but PETA said we were out of our minds.
Music. Got to have it.
I can wash in the ocean. I can draw on the sand. Maybe I can train a crab to be a pet. I'll even name him Rocco.
That's a good attitude, waugs. We'll throw in a Rick James compilation album and a box of sequins.
He wants hemp seeds instead of sequins.
Boy, you guys are demanding!
Yeah. And this ain't even real. Could you imagine if you had us all on a beach and were trying to give us options? It'd be like Lord of the Flies, Baby Boomer style. Boats, cats, toilet paper, magazine subscriptions. I'd have to bring some love dolls to ease poor Rocco's suffering, and Mags would be sure to want a whip ...
LOL! I was going to close my travel agency, but I may have another exotic destination for your deprived enjoyment. We shall see...